justaperfectevening:

bitchtoast:

avi0o0olaa:

inescapableillusions:

my attempt at a poem

This is perfect. Great job.

thanks babe

is this a love poem to draco malfoy?

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh)

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bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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rneerkat:

i dont want bunk beds mom i want PUNK beds *flips hair*

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flutuas:

send me cute asks pls bc im feeling like crying, i wont reply to them, just read and post 

I’m feeling worse now

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wallisb:


this is the best thing ever
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